I Can't get here today 

from here.

...here's how I'm feeling:

 

...thanks, Cajun!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Epigraph: "Twelve voices were shouting in anger, and they were all alike. No question, now, what had happened to the faces of the pigs. The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which." 

- George Orwell, "Animal Farm"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is what Jim Jordan said:

The problem is 72+ million of us have memories longer than a hamster.

We remember...

  Let freedom ring, let the white dove sing.
Let the whole world know that today
Is a day of reckoning...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Let me explain... 

Here I was, enjoying a bit of down time

exploring places I'd not had time to explore yet

minding my own beeswax

when all of a sudden...

I knew I had done the unthinkable!

 

I fell for a phishing trap!

 

 I'd always thought I was way too smart

to fall for that kind of thing

but alas...

 

I wasn't.

And I had to act fast!

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!

 

 I had my bank shut down my account and open a new one...took my laptop to Office Depot to deep clean...had my ISP change my IP address...reset passwords and settings for just everything...

FASTER! FASTER!

 

 

 

 DAY AFTER DAY!

 

 and...I'm back up and running!

 

 Whew!!

 

 But, all's well that ends well

and I'm all well and made good again

 

Be careful out there...

...the hoodlers are very clever!

Have a safe weekend, y'all!