Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Winston Churchill: “I am ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another question.”

Rodney Dangerfield: “There goes the neighborhood.”

Merv Griffin: “I will not be right back after this message.”

Stan Laurel: “A genius of comedy. His genius in the art of humor brought gladness to the world he loved.”

Oliver Hardy: "A genius of comedy. His talent brought joy and laughter to the world.”

Billy Wilder: “I’m a writer but then nobody's perfect.”

Jesse James: “Murdered by a traitor and a coward whose name is not worthy to appear here.”

Isaac Newton: “Nature and nature's laws lay hid in night, God said 'Let Newton be!' and all was light.”

Frank Sinatra: “The best is yet to come.”

Doc Holliday: “He died in bed.”

Billy the Kid: "Truth and history. 21 men. The boy bandit king. Died as he lived.”

George Washington: “Looking into the portals of eternity teaches that the brotherhood of man is inspired by God's word: then all prejudice of race vanishes away.”

Dean Martin: “Everybody loves somebody sometime.”

Edgar Allan Poe: “Quoth the raven, nevermore.”

Jayne Mansfield: “We live to love you more each day.”

Robert Frost: “I had a lover's quarrel with the world.”

Mel Blanc: “That's all folks.”

Jack Lemmon: “Jack Lemmon in.”

Bonnie Parker (of Bonnie and Clyde): “As the flowers are all made sweet by the sunshine and dew, so this world's made brighter by the lives of folks like you.”

Karl Marx: “The philosophers have only interpreted the world in various ways. The point is to change it.”

Don Adams: “Would you believe........."

Leslie Nielsen: “Let 'er rip.”

Jackie Gleason: “And away we go.”

Bette Davis: “She did it the hard way.”

The Unknown Soldier: “To save your world you asked this man to die. Would this man, could he see you now, ask why?"