Tuesday, August 16, 2016

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…

Your sweetie says, ‘Let’s go upstairs and make love,’ and you answer, ‘Pick one; I can’t do both!’

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…

Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…

A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…

Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…

You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…

You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…..

‘Getting a little action’ means you don’t need to take any fiber today.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…

‘Getting lucky’ means you find your car in the parking lot.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…

An ‘all nighter’ means not getting up to use the bathroom.

AND

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…

You are not sure these are jokes.

4 comments:

  1. Hilarious! Getting old isn't easy but it's better than the alternative.

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  2. Hilarious! Getting old isn't easy but it's better than the alternative.

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  3. Dang....half of those apply....does that mean I'm old? Wait....don't say it, although Granny is correct, it is better than the alternative! ; )

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  4. I see the alternative as the process of "getting there." - The "being there"
    has to be better than being here with all this pain everywhere.
    I'm looking forward to that, if not the ride...

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