Friday, February 24, 2017

G'nite

Hope y'all have a good weekend!

Baby Platypus







Revenge of the boars

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 Japanese Flying Squirrels Are Adorable




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G'mornin'


Thursday, February 23, 2017

G'nite

 

 

Iwo Jima February 23, 1945

  World War II: During the Battle of Iwo Jima, a group of United States Marines and a commonly forgotten U.S. Navy Corpsman, reach the top of Mount Suribachi on the island and are photographed raising the American flag.















 

H/T Mostly Cajun, All American and Opinionated

Evil Old People

An old Engineer named Geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic, despite having no medical background.

He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000.”

Doctor “Young,” who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic.

Dr. Young: “Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??”
Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.”
Dr. Young: “Aaagh !! — This is Gasoline!”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”
Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Dr. Young: “Oh, no you don’t, — that is Gasoline!”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back . That will be $500.”

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back again a few days later, figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: “I have lost my hearing, I cannot hear anything.”
Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Dr. Young: “Hey! That’s the same box number you always call for!”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your hearing back . That will be $500.”

Dr. Young (after having now lost $1500) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days just to recover at least SOME of his money, but also to prove his point.
Dr. Young: “My eyesight has become weak — I can hardly see anything!!!!”
Dr. Geezer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so, ” Here’s your $1000 back.” (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: “But this is only $10!”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”

Moral of story — Just because you’re “Young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an “old Geezer”

Remember: Don’t make old people mad. We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much to tick us off.